Pink Fluffy Filoviridae

1. Gambian Pouched Rat:

2. My own horse (preferably a dapple grey or leopard):

-Dapple grey:

-Leopard:

3. Red Merle Australian Shepherd:

4. White German shepherd (preferably: http://foha.org/index.php?id=27&petid=540)

5. A motherfucking St. Bernard:

6. Pembroke Welsh Corgi:

7. Bernese Mountain Dog:

8. Dalmatian:

9. Husky (pref. this derpy mother fucker: http://foha.org/index.php?id=27&petid=231)

GOD HE’S SO DERPY AND ADORABLE

10. A Rottweiler (pref this one: http://www.spcanova.org/adoption/morepics.php?id=229)

So, yeah. There’s 10 things I would rather have than a baby. They are all SO fucking much better than crying children too. True story.

I can never pick a favourite song of theirs, but this is my favourite currently:

“Fall into you
Is all I seem to do
When I hit the bottle
Cause I’m afraid to be alone
Tear us in two
Is all it seems to do

As the anger fades
This house is no longer a home
Don’t give up on the dream
Don’t give up on the wanting
And everything that’s true
Don’t give up on the dream
Don’t give up on the wanting

Because I want you too
Because I want you too
Because I want you too
Because I want you
Because I want you

Stumble into you
Is all I ever do
My memory’s hazy
And I’m afraid to be alone
Tear us in two
Is all it’s gonna do

As the headache fades
This house is no longer a home
Don’t give up on the dream
Don’t give up on the wanting
And everything that’s true
Don’t give up on the dream
Don’t give up on the wanting

Because I want you too
Because I want you too
Because I want you too
Because I want you
Because I want you

Because I want you too
Because I want you too
Because I want you
Because I want you

Fall into you
Is all I ever do
When I hit the bottle
Cause I’m afraid to be alone
Tear us in two
Tear us in two
Tear us in two
Don’t tear us in two

Because I want you too
Because I want you too
Because I want you
Because I want you

Because I want you too
Because I want you too
Because I want you
Because I want you”

It’s just… so bittersweet and beautiful and sad and happy. And it reminds me of so many failed relationships and yet still doesn’t depress me. I love it.

“You are one of God’s mistakes,
You crying, tragic waste of skin,
I’m well aware of how it aches,
And you still won’t let me in.
Now I’m breaking down your door,
To try and save your swollen face,
Though I don’t like you anymore,
You lying, trying waste of space”

Could not describe my most recent ex and our relationship any better than this song can. It just came up on shuffle and I got sad for a minute, and started hating on everyone again and blah blah blah. Then this happens:

“No hesitation, no delay
You come on just like special K
Just like I swallowed half my stash
I never ever want to crash”

And I realize that there are probably quality people somewhere who won’t treat me like complete shit because I have a mental disorder, and I’ll probably be able to have feelings again at some point, and then I feel a little better. Thank you, Placebo, for the emotional roller coaster. 

Thoughts on the first episode of Nighty Night:

“Why meeeee” (This line was the beginning of my laughter. And it didn’t stop. Ever)

OMG it’s the dude from Nativity I love him (there really are only 12 actors in Britain)

Wait… you’re married… why are you in a dating centerrrrrr hahahahaha

“Would you like someone that’s emotionally open, able to communicate?”

“No thank you” (Jesus, this bitch is a skinner and blonder version of me)

Oh god, this couple is pissing me off. Stop being cute. It’s fucking annoying.

You better fucking blow him. You’re so close. Just fucking do it and stop staring at it.

“Don, do you want me to…uh… fellate you?” (THE NOISES THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WERE NOT HUMAN. I WANT TO FIND A MAN AND SAY THIS TO HIM!)

“I’m never really quite sure how hygienic it all is” (Bitch, it’s a cock. What do you expect? JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH)

“I had an attack” (more inhuman noises)

“You know my feelings about asthma. Take a deep breath and get over it”

…

It’s actually kind of scaring me how similar I am to this bitch. Am I really that terrible?

…

“You may look quite shocked but that will get you noticed” (bahahahahahahaha)

“All of us are gonna die, darling. It’s just some of us have been asked to leave more quickly than others” (OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG)

OMG MARK GATISS

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED GOAT YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MY MOM CAME IN THE ROOM AND ASKED IF I WAS CHOKING

“Rachel ever unfaithful to you?”

“Oh no! I mean, she did have sex with someone else”

MORE INHUMAN NOISES

ASSLESS PANTS WHAT

Oh god, the dance. The dance. I can’t.

SUE II. SECOND SUE.

“Did she take it up the rear? Because given the opportunity Terry I will take it up the rear till I am blue in the face”